12:28 p.m. // 03 March 2006

abstract poetry (actually transcribed notes from a journalism seminar that Jett and I attended sometime in the late '90s):

--Buzzword bandwagon
    "FORWARD-THINKING"
 
               (246)
gimmick
name-dropping

His cheesyness needs 2 B:
MINIMIZED!

Hemmy

"It's a bit irreverent."
"juice"

Sales talk
   PR
   plug

Let's see how
many people
walk out:
IIII

"Put the fuck in the story."

Fuck that shit
we need a bowling section!

gobbledygook
     scientific 
            Sanskrit

"You have that cute altar boy look. You must drive the priests to distraction."
-- Dan Savage.

From another notebook:

It's always about me, me, me, isn't it?

more plot twists than you can shake a medium-sized twig at.

When life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade.

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