6:16 p.m. // 11 November 2002

Things about my sister:

(1) She became an Alpha Gamma Delta this weekend.

(2) One of her white platform dress sandals is sitting outside the front door with dog turd crusted on the sole, from the night of her initiation. I said to her, "I'm sorry you stepped in dog poo on your special day."

(3) She has this note on her computer monitor:
DEAR KAREN,
Quit eating everything in front of your face! It's unhealthy!
Love,
Karen
p.s. do sit-ups instead of eating!

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