8:31 p.m. // 13 May 2040

nonsensical conversation I just had with a telemarketer:

ME: mmmmMMMMyellllllow? [because I thought maybe it was J and N.]
TELEMARKETER: Mmmm. Can I speak with Merrill?
ME: I'm sorry, she's not here now.
TELEMARKETER: You did good though. [Click.]

Some things about California:
1. The seagulls stole my cheese at the beach.
2. This old lady grabbed Dustin's balls.
3. The pirate store opened for us because we whined about how we came all the way from Texas.

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